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May 2008
The Month of Bank Holidays, Yippee!
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This month, we feature a poem by Leana Hughes ...
The Fat will Prevail!
Cottage cheese thighs and a belly that jiggles.
Unpainted toenails
And a cold sore that tingles.
How will I ever be ready for Summer
With a list like this and I’m just getting plumper!
Celery and water, the Atkins or the Zone?
Which diet to follow
To look like a clone
Nicole, Lindsay, Angelina or Posh?
Okinawa tea or just orange squash?
Oh why can’t I just settle for what I was given
Without feeling ugly
And so unforgiving
Of all the rakes that scrape across this earth
Is it through diet or God-given right at birth?
Cottage cheese thighs, will you ever go away
Without the aid of lipo
Or some pill off Ebay?
Summer is upon us and I want to show off
But without the perfect body, I’d have to bog off.
See, I have this thing for biscuits and a sausage roll or two.
Putting down the crisps
Is a hard thing to do.
So I have this dilemma – size zero or size twelve?
You know what? Screw it! Diets are bad for your health!
Liz Fraser
on how to survive the wobbles!
Ajaz Iqbal
Gives you his verdict on the Ex-Factor!
The feminist debate
rages on! Julie Burchill
gives her perspective
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